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  1. Why did the nutty kid throw a bucket of water out the window? 
  2. Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
  3. Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
  4. What is a vampire's favorite soup?
  5. What pet is always found on the floor?
  6. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
  7. What is Count Dracula's favorite snack?
  8. What is Dracula's favorite ice cream dish?
  9. Why was the mother flea so sad?
  10. What did the dirt say to the rain?
  11. If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
  12. What is more invisible than an invisible man?
  13. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
  14. Did you hear the story about the piece of butter?

    

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Answers

  1. He wanted to make a big splash!
  2. He wanted to see a butterfly!
  3. A horse!
  4. Alpha-bat soup
  5. A carpet.
  6. An elephant that helps old ladies across the street.
  7. A fang-furter.
  8. A bloody sundae.
  9. Because her children were going to the dogs!
  10. If this keeps up, my name will be mud!
  11. None, because they were all copycats
  12. The shadow of an invisible man.
  13. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
  14. Never mind, I don't want to spread it around!

 

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